hello.php (2578B)
1 <?php 2 /** 3 * @package Hello_Dolly 4 * @version 1.7.2 5 */ 6 /* 7 Plugin Name: Hello Dolly 8 Plugin URI: http://wordpress.org/plugins/hello-dolly/ 9 Description: This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from <cite>Hello, Dolly</cite> in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. 10 Author: Matt Mullenweg 11 Version: 1.7.2 12 Author URI: http://ma.tt/ 13 */ 14 15 function hello_dolly_get_lyric() { 16 /** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */ 17 $lyrics = "Hello, Dolly 18 Well, hello, Dolly 19 It's so nice to have you back where you belong 20 You're lookin' swell, Dolly 21 I can tell, Dolly 22 You're still glowin', you're still crowin' 23 You're still goin' strong 24 I feel the room swayin' 25 While the band's playin' 26 One of our old favorite songs from way back when 27 So, take her wrap, fellas 28 Dolly, never go away again 29 Hello, Dolly 30 Well, hello, Dolly 31 It's so nice to have you back where you belong 32 You're lookin' swell, Dolly 33 I can tell, Dolly 34 You're still glowin', you're still crowin' 35 You're still goin' strong 36 I feel the room swayin' 37 While the band's playin' 38 One of our old favorite songs from way back when 39 So, golly, gee, fellas 40 Have a little faith in me, fellas 41 Dolly, never go away 42 Promise, you'll never go away 43 Dolly'll never go away again"; 44 45 // Here we split it into lines. 46 $lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics ); 47 48 // And then randomly choose a line. 49 return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] ); 50 } 51 52 // This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later. 53 function hello_dolly() { 54 $chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric(); 55 $lang = ''; 56 if ( 'en_' !== substr( get_user_locale(), 0, 3 ) ) { 57 $lang = ' lang="en"'; 58 } 59 60 printf( 61 '<p id="dolly"><span class="screen-reader-text">%s </span><span dir="ltr"%s>%s</span></p>', 62 __( 'Quote from Hello Dolly song, by Jerry Herman:' ), 63 $lang, 64 $chosen 65 ); 66 } 67 68 // Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_notices action is called. 69 add_action( 'admin_notices', 'hello_dolly' ); 70 71 // We need some CSS to position the paragraph. 72 function dolly_css() { 73 echo " 74 <style type='text/css'> 75 #dolly { 76 float: right; 77 padding: 5px 10px; 78 margin: 0; 79 font-size: 12px; 80 line-height: 1.6666; 81 } 82 .rtl #dolly { 83 float: left; 84 } 85 .block-editor-page #dolly { 86 display: none; 87 } 88 @media screen and (max-width: 782px) { 89 #dolly, 90 .rtl #dolly { 91 float: none; 92 padding-left: 0; 93 padding-right: 0; 94 } 95 } 96 </style> 97 "; 98 } 99 100 add_action( 'admin_head', 'dolly_css' );